THEY SAY MY LIPGLOSS IS COOL
You are the UNEXPECTED VISITOR perusing my blog. I am the SPECTACULARLY AWKWARD person gifted with the UNFORTUNATE INABILITY to SHUT THE HELL UP, reblogging anything which tickles my fancy whilst finishing school and travelling the world. Welcome.

shaniatween:

Girls reenacting boy selfies

heysawbones:

tally-art:

New Home Is Where The Internet Is!  Tumblr’s 10-page limit is keeping me from posting the whole thing, so head on over to the webcomic to read the rest (plus a blog post with Paris photos and doodles).

I’m going to Strasbourg tomorrow!!!  I’m so excited.  We might take a day trip into Germany and the Black Forest 8-D AHHHHHH.  Back soon, love and hugs~

-Your friend Tally

This is one of the few autobiographical slice of life comics I enjoy, and man, I sure do enjoy it.

cs-elliot:

authenticsouthern:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

micklovich:

this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit

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ah i can already hear the screams of fans yelling “READ THE BOOK” but you’ve got to admit that no matter how you spin this it’s incredibly pretentious and silly.

*pulls out flags, flashing lights, gets a bullhorn, makes a poster, turns on spotlights, hires a gospel choir, and rents a mechanical dinosaur*

*deep breath*

And that is the point!

No, seriously, he is supposed to be a pretentious little shit. That is Augustus. Note that he even has a pretentious-sounding name. Hazel knows that he is a pretentious little shit and sees that he is not truly “Augustus” but simply Gus. Simple, common, ordinary. But he still gave her an infinity within her numbered days. And that is why Gus IS a pretentious shit, people SHOULD read the book, BUT, while this scene might not seem that great out of context, it is only a PART of the whole. Also keep in mind that he is 17. 17 year-olds tend to think rather highly of whatever they have to say.

*gallops away riding a centaur*

(Source: anselgifs)

kanyedistressed:

i’m so glad that he exists

tastefullyoffensive:

Decoding Your Menu [medium]

addelburgh:

incognito

swingsetindecember:

samsamtastic:

swingsetindecember:

where derek is scott’s earnest campaign manager, like he thinks scott mccall is the universe and can save america. starting with beacon county. and stiles is scott’s publicist. like, have you heard of scott mccall? he’s awesome. stiles polls just about every voter in the great state of california. basically, stiles and derek have a crazy vested interest in scott winning every election. like, you talk shit about scott mccall, derek hale will find you in the dark when you least expect it and tell you how much of a gift scott is. 

Graphic designer Isaac who gets hired to make new campaign posters after their numbers tank a little bit following the ‘shocking news’ that Scott’s father tried to reconcile with him and Scott refused. And Isaac just really needed a paycheck because his apartment is falling apart around him and so are his clothes so he takes the job even though he lives like forty five minutes away. 

Then one day Derek looms over Isaac’s work station and Isaac just knows he’s about to get fired because Derek hates him, Derek barely looks at him when he’s giving instructions or feed back (though the comments are always super helpful and constructive and it confuses Isaac to no end. Except then Derek says “I’m looking for a roommate. Rent is four fifty a month including utilities. Stiles comes over to make lasagne on Sundays for strategy meetings. You can move in next week.” and just walks away. Walks away like he didn’t just offer Isaac the best rent deal in the entire world. But Isaac doesn’t take it yet because he’s just freelancing and there’s an end date on this job.

But then the next day Scott’s scary legal advisor, Lydia, drops a three year contract in his lap and says “we want you here for the long haul. Do you do websites?” So Isaac doesn’t really have a reason to keep his shitty apartment and is able to start affording real food and buys himself a nice blazer.  

and a scarf.

allison and kira are the security. nothing gets by them. scott has never felt safer

this is a headsup that i have exams coming up soon!

like, seriously important exams

anyway, that means i’ve got a bunch of things on queue and will be more silent than usual for the next month

jimsbones:

"on your left," steve calls as he laps sam once, twice, thrice around the jefferson memorial

"on your left," steve interjects when he sees nat walking towards sam

"on your left," he says weakly when he sees sam sitting to the right of his hospital bed

"on your left," steve laughs when sam can’t find his silverware at the restaurant they go to on their first date

"on your left," steve yells when he sees the terrorists running towards his wingman

"on your left," steve gasps when sam’s desperately rummaging around for the lube on the nightstand

"on your left," sam whispers when he’s finally sliding the ring onto steve’s finger

viathevoid:

bring her back

(Source: david-tennants-eyes)

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

dr-archeville:

hufflepuffsquee:

dangerous-ladies:

escortcube:

You will address me as Captain or Ma’am by Ryoko-demon

It is so exceptionally hard to pull off that cartoony look, but this chick like… knocked it out of the park. Perfection.

OH MY GOD THIS COSPLAYER 

Untouchable by Ryoko-demon

Just follow your heart by Ryoko-demon

Crazy winter by Ryoko-demon

Where are You, Pikachu? by Ryoko-demon

My ferngully by Ryoko-demon

seriously JUST BROWSE HER GALLERY

Hollywood: “But we can’t make the costumes look like they do in the comic books or cartoons!  It’s too unrealistic!”

Me: “Lies!”

Hollywood: “It won’t look right!”

Me: “LIES!”

Hollywood: “Fans demand realism!”

Me: "YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIIIEEESSS!!!!!"

rustypolished:

lychgate:

okay well, after two days of animating, ive finished this heaping pile of shit for the internet. enjoy the worst teen wolf animation/voice acting ever

MADDIE PLEASE

make me choose
ray holt or charles boyle (asked by laffbending)

killjoyras:

nathanielemmett:

Harry Potter characters as Disney characters by Makani.

THESE ARE THE PERFECTEST VERSIONS OF THE HP CHARACTERS I HAVE EVER SEEN.