THEY SAY MY LIPGLOSS IS COOL
i dON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING AT ALL but hi

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hellotailor:

dailydot:

Here at the Daily Dot we have a game we like to play, and that game is called “How many times can hellotailor mention Tilda Swinton in her articles?”

(Answer: Plenty)

how are there so many notes on this.

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tricksterity:

autistickanaya:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

kimjongthriller:

bendydicks:

nothing-you-lose:

in case people have never seen this piece of quality advertising

here we have the new zealand accent in it’s natural habitat

eating some ghost chups, bru

This is very important to New Zealanders.
Please watch it.

oh my god

ahahkjahfha

was that english

I FOUND IT

HELLO YES THIS IS THE GHOST CHIPS AD THAT SHAPED OUR NATION

please every foreign follower i have, watch this, it will open your eyes to our exotic country

i-want-you-close:

thenoodlebooty:

luigigrivera:

i can’t stop laughting

This was an adventure

well that was wild from start to finish

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tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

197,998 plays

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oneboredjeu:

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The Radioactive Fox

Radioactive by Imagine Dragons vs. The Fox by Ylvis.

Based on the above post.

Download here.

why does the second verse work so well lyrics-wise what the fuck

Anonymous
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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barlightsprettygirls:

theyearofinsatiablesilence:

this was the best filler episode of all time.

the atla fillers were so good half the time i didn’t even realize they were fillers

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tastefullyoffensive:

[threepanelsoul]

Part 2: Celebrities react to the Ferguson protests

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Oh, Peralta, I almost forgot. My girls made you a card to thank you for keeping me safe.”

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dangerhamster:

SCREEN JUNKIES DID AN HONEST TRAILER FOR THE WINTER SOLDIER BUT IT WAS SO GOOD THEY COULDN’T EVEN TAKE THE PISS OUT OF IT SO THEY JUST TALKED ABOUT WHAT A GOOD FILM IT WAS

sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

sorayachemaly:

unwinona:

nocakeno:

campdracula5eva:

sorayachemaly:

Even little kids have a wage gap

  • Boys, on average, spend two fewer hours doing household chores per week than girls do (they play two hours more).
  • If they live in households where children are compensated for doing chores, boys make and save more money.
  • A 2009 study conducted by University of Michigan economists found a two-hour gender disparity in responsibilities per week in a study of 3,000 kids.
  • 75 percent of girls had chores, while just 65 percent of boys do
  • This disparity in chores and free time continues into adulthood all over the world. According to the Organisation of Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD), men “report spending more time in activities counted as leisure than women. Gender differences in leisure time are wide across OECD countries.”
  • Year after year, studies repeatedly confirm these patterns.
  • The problems women face with unequal pay and housework duties actually start in childhood.
  • The fact that boys’ chores appear to be more profitable makes the childhood chore gap even more disturbing. Turns out, parents tend to value the work that boys do more.
  • Gender stereotypes dictate these patterns.
  • men who grow up with sisters do less housework than their spouses and are also significantly more socially conservative.

Just had to bold that bottom point there because of the amount of misogynists who claim that because they have women in their family, they can’t POSSIBLY be sexist ever.

oh my fucking god

I vividly remember all the families in my church where the grade-school boys were goofing off with toys and the girls were being handed younger babies and turned into babysitters.

Boys got to be boys, but girls had to be Moms.

Really, it ‘s a serious drag that even little girls today could answer #WithoutTheWageGapIWould