THEY SAY MY LIPGLOSS IS COOL
You are the UNEXPECTED VISITOR perusing my blog. I am the SPECTACULARLY AWKWARD person gifted with the UNFORTUNATE INABILITY to SHUT THE HELL UP, reblogging anything which tickles my fancy whilst finishing school and travelling the world. Welcome.

macklemorebrony:

i played this and i laughed so hard i hurt myself

zohbugg:

Star Wars AU: Everything is the same, except R2-D2 doesn’t make beeps and whistles, and is instead voiced by Kayne West, who is given no script but is just reacting to all the crazy space shit going on around his little robot homie.

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4

okay story time

so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”

so I drew a banana instead.

and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”

so I was like “k”

and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.

My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

itistimetodisappear:

thedorkiestviking:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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Oh bother.

I still say this was hilarious fuck you guys

GODDAMNIT

GET OUT

mymodernmet:

Iranian photographer Hossein Fatemi, offers a glimpse of an entirely different side to Iran than the image usually broadcasted by domestic and foreign media. In his photo series An Iranian Journey, many of the photographs reveal an Iran that most people never see, presenting an eye-opening look at the amazing diversity and contrasts that exist in the country.

munchies:

This Billboard for Rabbit Pizza Is Made From Parts of Dead Rabbits

The internet was up in arms—sorry, paws—yesterday over a New Zealand pizza chain erecting a billboard to try and sell their smoked rabbit pizza that was plastered with rabbit pelts and the line, “Made from real rabbit. Like this billboard.”

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queyentekillyou:

might-be-dangerous:

avianawareness:

(via 500px / New Zealand Kea by Ed Janwattana)

thankyouforyourcooperation's tags are the best for this:


av

Are you kidding? These birds are some of the smartest birds on the planet. These fuckers are smarter than the average tourist. They will use teamwork to steal your food and laugh as they fly away. They will unscrew jars to get at the food in them. They will atually fly into your open car and steal your wallet because fuck you that’s why.

So yeah, they’re assholes.

But I resent the “stupid” comment

my favourite thing is that when they’re teenagers (~1 years old), they try to one-up each other and do stupid shit like surfing on car roofs while the car is moving. 

they have a shit sense of humour and there is no denying how smart they are.

maraglen:

tattoosfade:

tortillastack:

science are u ok

fucktupled.

Fucktupled is the only scientific measure I use now,

ftaires:

Hmmmmmm.

queerstiles:

 (via transmutes)

(Source: ctrleepace)

proofmathisbeautiful:

This is Your Brain on Engineering (GoldieBlox Easter PSA)

At age 2, girls start to identify with their gender. Or, more accurately, all kids start to understand that they have a gender, and become more aware of the social influences for how they should act as a result. In our culture, there are narrow blueprints called “boy” and “girl” that dictate to us all what is and is not the “right” way to act. These blueprints are pretty limiting — “boys don’t cry” and “girls are princesses” aren’t exactly the greatest life mottos. Gendered influences come from everywhere around kids: their parents, their friends, their teachers, the games they play, the movies they watch, the books they read… the list is endless, and all of it sends a message, sometimes negative and often limiting, about what is and isn’t a “girl thing” or a “boy thing.”

eatingmoonflowers:

You know when you momentarily forget your intense love for cherik and then it comes back and punches you in the face

misereres:

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(Source: kouklinas)

randombosmer:

Wow!
Thank you New Zealand Government, it’s exactly what I wanted!

bluedelliquanti:

vispreeve:

Ellen Page & Laverne Cox | GLAAD Media Awards 2014

Ellen Page is a tiny gumshoe detective working to expose a ring of corrupt politicians! Laverne Cox is the charismatic club hostess who gives her the inside scoop on all of her cases! Can they put aside their torrid romantic past to secure a statuette full of top-secret microfilm?

Coming this Christmas: TINY DETECTIVE.